My name is adorablepickle because my life is like the one of a pickle

I drown in a jar of acid while i wait for death

-Adorablepickle

Don’t think about the future, think about the present.

Because life just gets worse.
-Adorablepickle

The Riddle

A man and a woman walk into a bar. There are 15 shots of vodka, 11 bottles of wine and 3 bartenders. Each shot is 0.99$, a bottle of wine is 1.99$. The man has 10$ while the woman has 9.50£. Who gets drunk?


The answer: Who cares life sucks anyways.
-Adorablepickle